CRIME DOESN’T PAY. APPARENTLY, THE MEMES DO.

Penn State University’s alleged drug-ring scandal has already become internet folklore, spawning nicknames for 24-year-old Agostino Abbatiello like “Pablo Pledgescobar,” “Austin Powders,” “Nostrildamus” and “Kirk Cocaine.”

Now somebody has figured out how to turn the chaos into a cash register.

The merch is here:

• T-Shirts (click to buy)

• Hats (click to buy)

Is it tasteless? Maybe. Is it darkly funny? You decide. But if the internet can turn a scandal into a meme overnight, why shouldn’t someone turn the meme into merchandise?

Click. See it. If the joke makes you laugh, wear it.